LINKS + HOMIES
click something. probably nothing happens. 2003.
THE CODE
- My Forgejo profile — everything is here, on my own server
- git.mithraic.cloud — the instance itself. self-hosted, always up, mostly because it has to be
- Codeberg — if I ever get bored of running my own
- Fedora — what all of this runs on
- A blog I will not update — four drafts, zero published


THE HOMIES
Note: I do not actually have friends. I have a guestbook, a Forgejo with
one user, and a Discord server where the loudest person is a bot I wrote. The
following are entirely fictional and I have decided they are good enough to be
here.
-
dave_the_dba — explains my schemas to me when I get
them wrong. has never once been wrong himself. may be a hallucination.
-
kernel_panic_2023 — sends me stack traces at 3am
as a greeting. no context. never any context.
-
the_guy_with_the_vps — lends me compute. gets
repaid in YAML. we are even, allegedly.
-
WebMasterFanClub — I am the webmaster. I made this
website. It is my website. I am the website.
-
anonymous_420 — signs my guestbook. has never
identified themselves. respects the bit.